Gwen: Which is it, hands in the air or get down on the ground? Museum-Goer #2: Yeah, I think it's a Banksy. Miguel: You're going to have to shut up and trust me- NO! Police Loudspeaker: You don't look like a good guy. Police Loudspeaker: We have you surrounded! The Vulture: Che meravigliosa bellezza… (What a wonderful beauty…) Miguel: Don't let him out! He'll disrupt the canon! The Vulture: Enough of this! Take a good look at the Greek Fire from my backpack. Jessica: Do you say anything other than "no"? Jessica: Is it 'cause she called you Dark Garfield? Miguel: Guys! Can we focus on the big fire-breathing threat to time and space, please? My husband wants it to be a surprise… he's really corny, but so hot! Jessica: Oh, this? We dont know the sex yet. Miguel: Ay, por dios, he's got hammerspace. (in a lower voice) Sorry, Captain, can't talk right now. Gwen: Who's Doctor Strange? Sounds like he maybe shouldn't practice medicine. Now I'm stuck putting everybody back where they belong before all of time and space collapses! And don't even get me started on Doctor Strange and the little nerd back on Earth-199999! Miguel: You left a hole wide enough for guys like him to randomly get shot into the wrong dimension. The Vulture: What are you guys talking about? Miguel: It's been really fun cleaning up your shocking mess, by the way! Miguel: Wh- Why are you saying it like that- agh! You're not funny! I have to bring the justice, so if you don't mind. Look, there is a big flying turkey from the Renaissance. Can you go to any dimension you want with that watch thing? I lead an elite strike force dedicated to the security of the multiverse. Gwen: You are?! Woooooow! Actually, I'm not confused. Gwen: I'm sorry, who exactly are you supposed to be? The Vulture (with Miguel's theme playing shortly after): Che cosa… (What the…) Gwen: I wouldn't play with fire, dude, you're kind of made of paper! Gwen: Well, I mean, it's more of a meta commentary on what we call art, but it's also art. Gwen: Sidebar, uh, maybe you could you stop making a mess in the art museum for no reason? You were having an espresso in some old-timey, Leonardo da Vinci dimension, then suddenly a portal opened up, and you wound up here. The Vulture: I am an artist, an engineer. The Vulture: What cursed world have you brought me to? (glitches out) The Vulture: I am the Vulture, the pinnacle of man's genius! Gwen ( music starts playing): Well, I guess that worked. Gwen: (in a lower voice) How's the manhunt for me going? George: Yuri, explain to me how a guy with a 40-foot wingspan just waltzed into the Guggenheim unnoticed? Radio Cop #1: This is Captain Stacy, I’m five out, I need you to look alive. We're going to need all the help we can get. Suspect is Adrian Toomes, also known as the Vulture. Radio Cop #1: All units, possible superhuman event, Guggenheim Museum. too punk rock to give your old man a hug- Oh. George: Uh, I don't wanna argue about this, okay? George: What do you mean I don't know that? I do know that. George: We're close, I'm tellin' ya, I can feel it. we caught a break in the Spider-Woman case. And I will not rest until I find this Spider-Woman. George: I've known May and Ben Parker for 12 years. Who is she? And why won't she show her face? Peter Parker, an innocent young man. Jonah Jameson: Pressure mounts as Captain George Stacy leads the manhunt for Spider-Woman. Gwen (narrating): I never really made another friend after that, except one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! What did you do? Gwen (narrating): But they didn't really know me, and I didn't really know him either. May: Alright, no politics at the dinner table. George: Why wear a mask if you’ve got nothing to hide? In this line of work, you always wind up a solo act. Gwen (narrating with “Self Love” playing): I always wanted to be in a band. Glory Grant: You say, "I’m great, thanks. MJ Watson: That's not how someone who's fine would say that. Glory Grant: Yo, if you don't tell someone what's going on, you're gonna snap. Gwen: I joined it so I could hit my feelings with sticks. Gwen: I didn’t join a band so I could talk about my feelings. Glory Grant: Are you okay? You don't hang out, and you don't wanna talk. Screen text: Chelsea, NY Earth-65 (*Spider-Gwen’s World) Gwen (narrating with pauses, as scenes from/of Into The Spider-Verse, the radioactive spider and Miles and Gwen play, as well as the intro music.): Let’s do things differently this time. THIS PAGE HAS NOT BEEN COMPLETED AND IS NOT ACCURATE
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